“Bridgerton” star Phoebe Dynevor was caught on camera getting her nude tits tweaked out on a yacht in the candid photos below.
What is it about being out on a boat in the middle of the ocean that makes heathen Jezebels like Phoebe Dynevor think that they can get away with such blasphemously brazen behavior? Do they not know that Sharia law still applies in international waters?
Yes, Phoebe Dynevor must answer for these egregious bare breasted crimes against morality. And so we are issuing a fatwa calling for her immediate arrest at her next port of call.
For it is bad enough that Phoebe accosts our pious Muslim eyes with her sinful female flesh on Netflix (as we can see in the video above), but we will not sit idly by and watch her defile the world’s seascapes with her sloppy English milk sacks.