The gallery below appears to feature an exclusive first look at Scarlett Johansson’s much anticipated new role as Starship Enterprise Captain Chesty McTits in the upcoming installment to the “Star Trek” franchise.
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After being dumped by the Zionists at Disney from their Marvel franchise for demanding too many shekels, Scarlett Johansson’s acting career was teetering on the edge of the abyss of irrelevance… So this blasphemously busty new role is the shot in the arm that she desperately needed.
Not to mention the fact that now that Scarlett is out from under Disney’s “family friendly” branding, she can finally work her nude breasts into scenes without them being censored in the final cut.
Yes, Scarlett Johansson appears to be finally going back to her thespian roots… And by that I mean relying solely on her busty bosom to captivate the hopelessly depraved infidel movie-going masses… As she did during her early work in heathen Hollywood in the video above.
