The video below features Italian actress Valeria Marini’s nude sex scenes from the 1996 film “Bambola” remastered and enhanced.
As we can clearly see in this video, Valeria Marini’s nipples are extremely erect during these sex scenes, and they stick out of her bulbous boob bags like the Leaning Tower of Pisa. This of course is not only a public safety hazard, as Valeria’s overly active tit toppers could easily take out an eye… But it is also indescribably offensive to Islam…
And so even though at this point in her life Valeria’s breast sacks are almost certainly deflated and her milk valves point down at her shoes, us pious Muslims are still issuing a fatwa to the Italian government demanding that Valeria immediately have her chest cannoli trimmed down with a scimitar.
